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Joke of the Day
"I could never become a vetanarian. That job takes balls!"
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"I called an old friend and asked how he's been. He said ""living the dream."" I told him, hey good to hear. Turned out he just has dissociative identity disorder."
"Why did the Mexican push his wife off a cliff? Tequila."
"A bunch of white men came up with ways to solve institutional racism, and all without having to listen to even one black person. GREAT JOB!"
"Trojan condoms were named after a city that was maliciously and deceitfully entered and then burned to the ground? Hmmm...."
"I used to be indecisive. But now I'm not so sure."
"What Movie does Hillary Watch when she's in a Bad Mood..? Kill Bill."
"Ugly sweater day at work. I'm wearing a new, really nice expensive sweater but walking around saying ""ugh, please, this old thing."""
"Frankly I find fassion shows to be haughty couture"
"Car broke down. Seen enough Man vs Wild to survive. 20mins later when the tow truck showed up I was drinking urine out of a poodle's skull."