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Joke of the Day
"I could never become a vetanarian. That job takes balls!"
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"So the Asian guy from the Human Centipede has a Twitter account... He's not very popular though. He only has two people following him."
"How do you turn a fruit into a vegetable? You break his spine. (no hate Intended It's just funny)"
"For someone who said ""Correct me if I'm wrong..."" you seemed genuinely surprised and upset when I did."
"Blood is Thicker than water, but maple syrup is Thicker than blood. Therefore, pancakes are more important than family."
"Make the little things count Teach math to midgets"
"What dog rides a horse named Macaroni? Yankee poodle!"
"A redhead tells her blonde friend she had sex with a Brazilian while on vacation. The blonde says, ""You slut! How many is a brazilian?"""
"My doctor said my cervix is perfect. I'm still blushing."
"I was out shopping today; guess who asked about you?! Nobody."