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Joke of the Day
"Why do seagulls live by the sea? Because if they live by the bay they would be called bagels."
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"What happens when a frogs car breaks down? IT GETS TOAD!"
"Have you seen the new fishing website? No it's not online yet."
"Where is a tornado put in jail to be punished? -In a high pressure cell"
"I like my women like I like my coffee. I don't drink coffee."
"Movie Ratings Explained G: Nobody gets the girl. PG: The good guy gets the girl. R: The bad guy gets the girl. X: Everybody gets the girl!"
"Throwing a grenade at someone who's taking a selfie is photobombing, right?"
"A Joke by my Physics Teacher A physicist sees a young man about to jump off the roof of his building. Just before the man jumps, the physicist yells: ""Don't do it! You have so much potential!"""
"There's a very thin line between having your foot out of the covers enough to stay cool but not enough so it gets eaten by monsters."
"90% of being a parent is shouting, ""Remember to flush the toilet."" The other 10% is flushing the toilet for everyone."