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Joke of the Day
"Throwing a grenade at someone who's taking a selfie is photobombing, right?"
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"How many French people does it take to bake a baguette? 8. Because then they have wheat."
"That awkward moment where you don't know if you're in a relationship or not."
"If you're driving a Porsche in traffic I'm not letting you in because life already let you in enough."
"School is like a boner... It's long and hard unless you're Asian"
"Why doesn't Kirk like to have one-night stands? Because the girls always cling on him afterwards."
"Yes it was my birthday. I'm going to start lying about my age, but say I'm older so people say how good I look for 47."
"What did Ernie say to Bert when he asked for ice-cream? Sure, Bert!"
"Does this optic nerve make me look?"
"Relationship status: My sex toys have 2 drawers now.You know you're getting old when everything either dries up or leaks"