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Joke of the Day
"I saw Uranus from my dorm room last night... ...Next time close your Urcurtains."
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"[ouija board] Spirits im in need of your help O N L Y I F Y O U H E L P U S Sure W T F I S Y O U R W I F I P A S S W O R D"
"Two jewelers saw a man get shot to death. The first jeweler looks at the second and says, ""I'm absolutely opalled! The second just looks down and says, ""I dunno man, I'm just too jaded to care."""
"Your heart beats faster, your knees go weak, you start to sweat. Is this love? No you're probably hypoglycemic"
"Who was Japan's favorite racist comedian? Charlie JAPlin. hahahaahhaha stop racism."
"really old joke based off a video game from the 90's What are the three certainties in life? ( Thank you for spellcheck on google chrome ) 1. death 2. taxes. 3. you'll hear this joke sooner or later"
"Thanks for telling me what BOGO means... It means a great deal to me."
"I can kill a man with nothing but my bare gun"
"What does DNA stand for? National Dyslexic's Association"
"How do you know you're wife is too fat? You're using Google maps to find her g spot..."