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Joke of the Day
"Who doesn't want to be a millionaire? Well, certainly not a billionaire."
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"A sandwich walks into a bar. The barman says ''Sorry we don't serve food in here''"
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"All these Fifty Shades of Grey jokes... Guys, stop, they're whore-ible."
"If the opposite of pro is con... Wouldn't the opposite of progress be the congress?"
"I approach the boring task of buying tampons with the same procrastination used when needing to fill the car up with petrol: ignore depleting supplies until well in the red."
"The Queen shouted at some pigeons and they died. Talk about killing two birds with one's tone."
"What did Cindarella do when she got to the ball? Gagged"