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Joke of the Day
"Who was Japan's favorite racist comedian? Charlie JAPlin. hahahaahhaha stop racism."
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"I've just started an online dating site for Siamese twins. It's called Connect 4."
"Two months ago my teacher asked me the name of the clothes indian women wear. Is it too late now to say ""sari""?"
"Having a favorite politician is like a homeless guy having a favorite can."
"If I knew how to pull a rabbit out of a hat I would never stop. Rabbits are great."
"Why do Mexicans always walk around like the own the place? Their dad built it, and their mom cleans it"
"Why do aliens always disembark via ramp? Do they have problems with stairs? Or are flying saucers just handicap-accessible?"
"A photon walks into a hotel... and the desk clerk says, ""can I help you with your luggage?"" The photon responds, ""no thanks, I'm traveling light."""
"Where do you send Jewish kids with Attention Deficit Disorder? Concentration camp."
"Then there was the time a cement truck collided with a paddy wagon. Twelvehardened criminals escaped."