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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a British circle jerk? A Union Jack."
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"My GPS just did a shoulder shrug and said, ""uhm, take a left here?"" This can't be good."
"I bet the guy who invented falling asleep was totally like ""Oh no! I died! Hey, wait a minute..."""
"I called my little sister a blue waffle today... that spoiled cunt."
"I was addicted to the hokey pokey but then I turned myself around."
"What kind of shoes do thieves wear? Sneakers."
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Brewster ! Brewster who ? Brewsters can wake you up in the morning singing cock-a-doodle doo !"
"Although ""Appreciate the little things"" is good life advice, It's not something to say in bed."
"Why doesn't a chicken wear pants? Because its pecker is on its head. (Get the reference?)"
"They've finally renamed my gym ""Skinny Guys with Giant Headphones Loudly Dropping Small Weights."""