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Joke of the Day
"Although ""Appreciate the little things"" is good life advice, It's not something to say in bed."
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"Why was the tree soooo happy? Because he didn't arbor any feelings!"
"I know a mathematician who can't afford lunch. He can binomial."
"What did the Mexican firefighter name his two sons? Jose and Josb"
"*job interview* Why do you want to be a psychiatrist? *pictures clients acting like chickens after I click my fingers* I want to help people"
"Hi! Welcome to my makeup tutorial SO, the first step is to be a beautiful 20 year old with lots of money"
"These Hoes Ain't Royals, said Chris Brown, pointing at Lorde and her friends."
"My nephew is in the 'why' phase of his life as a 6 year old... and I told him 'Because it feels nice and you're an unreliable witness!'"
"Women Studies? im pretty good at studying women *leans against bookshelf knocking it over. Creates a domino effect that destroys t/ library*"
"In many U.S. States offenders receive a harsher penalty for hitting a dog than they do for hitting a woman. That's outrageous either way you're slapping a bitch"