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Joke of the Day
"I called my little sister a blue waffle today... that spoiled cunt."
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"What's the most outplayed joke in all of /r/jokes? [removed]"
"An anvil walks into a bar.. The bartender asks him, would you like a beer? The anvil answers: ""No thanks, I'm already hammered."""
"Whats the fastest way to a women's heart? A Knife"
"Every time I have sex with my girlfriend I put a dollar in a jar. On Valentine's Day I use what I saved to buy a gift for her."
"What do you call a group of security guards in front of a Samsung store? Guardians of the Galaxy."
"What kind of phone makes music? A saxophone."
"What do you call a really cranky shaman with bad breath and osteoporosis? A Super-calloused-fragile-mystic-hexed-by-halitosis"
"How do you make a chicken salad? Make a salad and give it to a chicken."
"Why does Santa Claus have such a big sack? Because he only comes once a year. ( )"