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Joke of the Day
"I called my little sister a blue waffle today... that spoiled cunt."
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"Why did the amoeba flunk the math test? Because it multiplied by dividing."
"My work day has been like the movie Sound of Music. But with less singing. And more Nazis."
"My date said he wasn't looking for anything serious like I was trying to help him solve cold case files and shit."
"that's right. you know how to get down off an elephant? - you don't you get down from a duck."
"When a seeing eye dog poops, who cleans it up? This is the kind of stuff that makes my head hurt."
"Just said, ""Sorry, I have to go,"" out loud to my computer."
"I had a girlfriend.... I once had a girlfriend with a taser.... She was STUNNING (Old joke possibly in this reddit too....)"
"My Australian friend asked a Kiwi: ""What's a Hindu?"" ""...it lays iggs."""
"Gross I like my pussy like I like my steak... Pink and bloody. I'm so sorry. My friends are twisted."