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Joke of the Day

"I bet the guy who invented falling asleep was totally like ""Oh no! I died! Hey, wait a minute..."""

"Your LinkedIn says you have a job but your snapchat says otherwise."

"A black guy with a parrot walks into a bar. The bartender says, ""wow! That is beautiful! Where did you get it?"" The parrot responded, saying, ""there are millions of them running around in Africa."""

"I'm sick of reading them, these vagina jokes have got to stop Period."

"The lottery gives you about a 1 in 200 million chance you won't be going to work tomorrow. Alcohol will give you a 1 in 5. #PowerballFever"

"Can I get a football meatlong? With please, cheese."

"Women Odors A man walks up to a woman and says ""Excuse me, can I smell your pussy?"" She says ""no"" He says ""Oh, then it must be your socks"""

"I hate people who leave jokes hanging. Its like a"

"How did King George view the colonists? He thought they were revolting"

"Q: What does a PASCAL programmer say to a C programmer? A: ""Would you like fries with that?"""