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Joke of the Day
"Why doesn't a chicken wear pants? Because its pecker is on its head. (Get the reference?)"
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"I hate hipsters Their vegan diets, whiskery faces, tiny feet, and sawdust bedding. Oh wait, hamsters, I hate hamsters"
"I lay my girls like I lay my bricks With cement."
"Every time I use <3 in an @ to someone, I can't help but think, ""Please accept this carrot with balls as a token of how much I heart you."""
"I got raped by a troupe of mimes last night They performed unspeakable acts."
"Why does Donald Trump take Xanax? For hispanic attacks."
"What happened to all the pokemon GO jokes? I guess people have made the ""switch"" to another fad."
"What's your favorite preservative salt, vinegar, lemon? Mine's embalming fluid."
"How many tickles does it take for an octopus to laugh? Tentickles."
"Sometimes I wish I was like my calendar, it always has dates."