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"Why did Russia sign the non-aggression pact with NazI Germany? They were Stalin for time."
"The Japenese Way of Death by Harri Kirri"
"Have you ever seen the movie ""constipation?"" No? Well that's because it hasn't come out yet."
"A 13-pound baby was born in GERMANY?? C'mon Mississippi, this is why we keep you around"
"ISIS is really the worst... ... we should bomb them back to the -- whoops, never mind."
"Einstein married his cousin Esla Even his marriage was relative."
"Knock knock. Who's there? Nunya. Nunya who? How many Nunyas do you know?"
"What is the best nickname for a nun in heaven? If you guessed ""Heaven nun"" or ""Angel nun"" you're wrong. The answer was ""Nun of the Above""."
"I'm always trying to make jokes at my work place... But in a graveyard, everyone is dead serious"