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Joke of the Day

"I'm always trying to make jokes at my work place... But in a graveyard, everyone is dead serious"

"What do you call an African man with alot of problems? A Zulu Worry-er > I actually made this up just now while chilling with some of my black friends. They loved it."

"If we repeal the 14th amendment, does that means there's room for another 2nd amendment? Same as the old one, but this time in all caps."

"[First date] Ok, don't let her know you're a pharmacist Her: Can you pass the salt? ""Sure, it'll be ready in two hours."""

"I changed my old pocket camera into a new Canon 5D because it's a little lighter... but then again it sucks as a camera."

"Why did the Sudanese boy get arrested in Texas? I'm not exactly sure, but it was about time."

"Nowadays these adverts don't even make sense. The other day I saw this advert that said. The mother of all broadband! Virgin."

"Hey man, settle an argument for me? ""Sure"" [handing him a sword] Great, he's just in there"

"Driving in London"

"I have glasses but cannot see. I have feet but cannot walk. What am I? A riddle."