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Joke of the Day

"What is the best nickname for a nun in heaven? If you guessed ""Heaven nun"" or ""Angel nun"" you're wrong. The answer was ""Nun of the Above""."

"Relationship status : Taken (for granted)"

"Son: How much does it cost to get married Dad? Father: I don't know son I'm still paying for it."

"in canada if you pat your pockets to show a hobo that you have no change and he hears your keys jingle, you have to give him your house."

"Sure hope I haven't wasted my life being loyal to the wrong brand of toothpaste."

"I wish my grass was more emo. Then it would cut itself."

"What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer"

"I would like to give thanks to the brave men and women who died a long time ago tasting which plants were edible and which plants were not."

"What is a female to male trans person's favourite video game console? The Ex-Box"

"Non-alcoholic beer... Is like eating your sister's pussy. It tastes the same but deep down you know it just isn't right."