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Joke of the Day

"What is the best nickname for a nun in heaven? If you guessed ""Heaven nun"" or ""Angel nun"" you're wrong. The answer was ""Nun of the Above""."

"When he's out driving where does Dracula like to stop and eat? The Happy Biter."

"Why is it called a Mango? Because Mancome wasn't selling"

"I like my women like I like my coffee. Without a penis."

"Why did the black man walk backwards? I have no idea, Your Honor, but he was coming right at me and I felt my life was at risk."

"Your car keys will always be in the same pocket as the hand that's carrying 6 bags of groceries. Always."

"How many Swedes does it take to clean a men's bathroom? None because they pee sitting down."

"Why does Trump like French music? Because he likes to grab them by Debussy."

"Edited from my mistake earlier today: what do paedophiles and napalm have in common? They can both strip a Vietnamese orphan in under 30 seconds."

"""Knock knock"" ""Who's there?"" ""The pilot! Let me in!"" . . . Too soon?"