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Joke of the Day
"Have you ever seen the movie ""constipation?"" No? Well that's because it hasn't come out yet."
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"Are designated drivers only for people who drink?? Coz I've already dropped my keys twice just walking to my car."
"What do Aids, Syphilis and Chlamydia have in common? Your mom."
"What do you call tiny batman? Lil Wayne"
"My girlfriend acts like a 14 year old in bed Even though she is 12"
"Had a job interview yesterday and was asked how much I was worth so I got up to leave. They ask me if there is a problem? Yes there is, I can't afford to live off that."
"In capitalist America... bank robs you!"
"What do you call an environmentally-conscious Mexican? A Green Bean"
"2 reasons not to drink toilet water: Number 1 and number 2."
"INCREASINGLY DESPERATE GOOGLE SEARCH FOR ""HOW MANY SHADOWS SHOULD I HAVE?"""