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Joke of the Day
"Do I know any jokes about Sodium? Na"
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"Did you guys hear about the Great Potato Famine in Ireland? Seriously, how hard is it to feed your potatoes?"
"I asked my chemist friend if it took him 4 years to get his degree... He said ""Sodium Bromate."""