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Joke of the Day
"Confucius say to quiet the herd One must shut the flock up"
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"You say jump I say how high. You say run I say how fast. You say lets hang out I say no."
"Today I told my boyfriend he can have as much anal sex as he wants... After all it's his butt."
"Never gonna be as big as ED BASSMASTER but alright with me! Never gonna be Never gonna be as big as ED!"
"Why does the law prohibit sex between lawyers and their clients? To prevent clients from being billed twice for what is essentially the same service."
"She was going to tell a joke Guy: I was going to tell you a joke about my dick, but it's too long. Girl: I was going to tell you a joke about my pussy, but you'll never get it."
"Insanity is hereditary. You get it from your kids."
"My jewish co-worker told me this one What did the pedophile jew tell the kid? ""wanna buy candy?"""
"What time does Sean Connery go to the US Open? Tennish"
"Why shouldn't you have a conversation under a tree in the fall? There may be leavesdropping"