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Joke of the Day
"What's your favorite position? Juxta"
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"Taking Viagra for my sunburn. Doesn't cure it but it keeps the sheets off of my legs at night!"
"(McDonald's bathroom) *pulls away from kissing* You're better than my mirror at home"
"Why are the labia on Japanese women oriented sideways instead of vertically? Goes better with their eyes."
"Why did Tigger look down the toilet? To find Pooh!"
"What did the guy from Northern Canada have to say about the place? He wanted Nunavut."
"What's the difference between an archeologists convention and a basketball team? The archeologists convention is a nerdy bunch of diggers."
"you are so beautiful without makeup. -my husband, after he saw i spent $62 on an eyeshadow."
"A really hate it when people ask me what I'll be doing in 5 years time. I mean, come on guys, I don't have 20/20 vision."
"What has two wings and a halo? A Japanese phone, Wing wing, ""Halo?"""