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Joke of the Day
"What do baby parabola drink? Their Quadratic Formula!"
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"What do you call a flat-breasted french woman? Petits"
"When do you kick a midget in the nuts? When he stands next to your girlfriend and says her hair smells nice."
"Why do female skydivers wear tampons? So they don't whistle on the way down."
"How did the Sex Ed teacher explain buttsex to her students? She used an analogy"
"The dog from Air Bud is in a new movie helping deaf kids play sports. It's called Ear Bud."
"Never hit a man with eyeglasses Use your fist instead. >Enthusiastically told by my 6 year old brother, I thought it was worth sharing."
"Some guy scared me after class and I dropped all my notes He scared me sheet-less."
"My wife told me I should spice things up in the bedroom. So I decided to cumin her mouth."
"Anyone know how long we are supposed to ""Shake It Off""? Taylor never specified and frankly I'm exhausted!"