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Joke of the Day
"Do you know what moth balls smell like? How'd you get their little legs apart?"
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"*takes bite of food and immediately spits it out in disgust* What the?! Oh, I accidentally bought Hamburger Hinderer"
"I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather... Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car."
"[ Anything I buy from now until Christmas, I consider it a gift... ] Kids! Close your eyes and hold out your hands! ""Toilet paper?!"""
"*puts on sexy underwear and high heels* *grabs whip* *flicks whip* *searches for scissors to extricate whip from hair*"
"What does it mean to come home to a man who'll give you some love and tenderness? You're in the wrong house."
"Knock Knock Who's there ! A Fred ! A Fred who ? Who's a Fred of the Big Bad Wolf ?"
"A man walks into a library and asks for a book on How to live life to the full with a 2 inch penis'. The librarian says, ""That ones just in."""
"What do you get when you combine a joke with a rhetorical question?"
"What do you get if you cross a bird with a monstrous snarl? A budgerigrrrrr!"