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Joke of the Day
"Q: Why did the T-Rex eat hamburgers? A: Because he is a meat eater!"
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"""Ten years ago, we had no Jobs, no Hope, and no Cash!"" --cemeteries"
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"What begins with a "" C"" ends with a ""T"" has a ""U and a ""N"" in it, is hairy on the outside and wet in the middle. A coconut."
"Terrorists of Reddit, who is the most stupid person you have met in your organization? Don't forget the name of your organization as well!"
"What is the volume of a pizza of thickness A and radius Z? PI Z Z A"
"""i am trapped in a loveless marriage help me obi-wan you're my only hope"" ""use divorce, luke"""
"Why can't t-rexs do push ups? Because they have been extinct for 65 million years."
"Shot through the heart and you're to blame. You give archers who shoot apples off of people's heads a bad name."