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Joke of the Day

"When I see a woman driving a bus I smile and think about how far we as a society have come in equality. ` And then I wait for the next bus."

"If I had a dollar for every time someone used the wrong ""they're""... Their wouldn't be enough money on the planet."

"How do you hold your liqour? I hold mine by the ears."

"What do me and Mariah Carey have in common? Neither of us know the words to any of her songs"

"2016 ends with Mariah Carey dying On the stage."

"I don't like the idea of bacteria in my yogurt so I mix it with hand sanitizer. It cuts down on the taste, but I sleep better at night."

"i work in the elevator business. It has it's ups and downs."

"He tells the punchline first. What's the worst thing about a time traveling comedian?"

"Abraham: look here son, i got windows 98! Isaac: but dad, we don't have enough memory? Abraham:Have faith, God will provide the RAM."

"I saw that show locked up abroad. I expected to see more than just a women getting locked up. But that's all it was, that show is so literal."