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Joke of the Day
"""My microwave is broken"" -Abraham Lincoln"
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"What do you call Nazis undergoing decomposition? Necrotizing Fascists."
"""Look who comes crawling back to apologize."" ""I am so sorry, can I please have my wheelchair back now?"""
"What's similar between Gump and Trump? They are both mentally challenged and ""just felt like runnin'"""
"My neighbor got an iPad! I know this because I always steal his mail. My new iPad is awesome!"
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Blair ! Blair who ? Blair play !"
"""LeBron has cramps""... I get those every month you baby."
"If you like the song ""Red Red Wine"" then U B 40."
"Have you heard the rope joke? Skip it."
"A man walks into a hospital feeling unwell and the doctor says: ""Sorry, you've only got three minutes to live."" The man said: ""Can you do something for me?"" ""Yes,"" he said. ""I'll boil you an egg."""