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Joke of the Day
"Not to brag, but I don't even need alcohol to make really bad decisions."
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"Sinead O'Connor has been found safe... She'd been missing for 7 hours and 15 days."
"Are you today's date? Because you're 10/10."
"*i get chased into a dark alley* Please no *two men walk up to me holding a knife* ""If you join our insurance you can save up to-"" NOOOOOOO"
"I heard that boomerangs are becoming popular again... They're really making a comeback!"
"Why were all Roman buildings made of stone? They crucified the carpenter."
"You know what doesn't cry? Birth control"
"NPR recently did an interview with on one of the key lobbyists trying to preserve the penny. He described himself as an agent of change in Washington."
"SpaceX to begin development on their new pocket rocket. For when you want an *explosive* orgasm."
"What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a corvette? I don't have a corvette in my garage."