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Joke of the Day
"What bounces and makes kids cry? My donation cheque to ""Children in Need""."
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"r/ best ""I like my ( ) like I like my ( )"" I like my women how I like my natural resources, Foreign and Untapped. Top that and you win rule of the internet #899"
"What do you call a nun in a wheelchair with a cell phone? Virgin Mobile."
"EU wants to congratulate US for their free healthcare.. .. because you did vote for Bernie didn't you?"
"What is a Cell? something you keep black people in"
"Women only call me ugly until they find out how much money I'm making... ...then they call me ugly and poor."
"My teacher was impressed with my mediocre computer programming project He gave me a C++!"
"Why do some people think Python scripting is offensive? Because white space matters. hehee"
"What did the lesbian vampire say to her girlfriend? ""See ya next month!"""
"When you'd rather read a book than date a girl ... it's prose over hoes."