31708
Joke of the Day
"what kind of flooring does jesus have in his kitchen gentiles"
Next Joke
"People always get disgusted when I say I slept with my teacher... I think it's because I was home schooled."
"For me sex is like a game singleplayer"
"In my experience, less than 40% of people wearing ""Duke"" sweatshirts are actual dukes"
"""IM GOING INTO LABOR"" -Mexican guy excited to start his first day of work."
"Whoever left me in charge of my own destiny has a lot of explaining to do."
"Why do men become smarter during sex? Because they are plugged into a genius."
"I like my women like I like my coffee:... ...imported from Columbia in a bag."
"What do you call a lesbian with 1,000 semi-automatic guns? Militia Etheridge."
"Chicken walks in to a bar... It's full of Roosters. Chicken says, ""I crossed the road for this?"""