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Joke of the Day
"""IM GOING INTO LABOR"" -Mexican guy excited to start his first day of work."
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"""Will, you, Mary, Me"" -- invitation to an orgy."
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"I'm no genius but I'm pretty sure Mexicans with anxiety have Hispanic attacks."