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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a lesbian with 1,000 semi-automatic guns? Militia Etheridge."
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"Never trust someone who says you're more important than cheese. It's an obvious lie."
"A guy comes into a bar... Wait. No. It was a horse. A guy comes into a horse."
"So an atheist pastor, vegan butcher, and the presidential candidate Donald Trump walk into a bar..."
"For my next magic trick i'll need a condom and a volunteer."
"why did Princess Diana cross the road? Because she wasn't wearing her seat-belt. Stay safe tonight everyone!"
"Why did the baby monster put his father in the freezer? Because he wanted frozen pop."
"I need to stop seeing caution tape as some kind of finish line."
"Johnny's mother called his father at work... ""Johnny just swallowed a nickle and spit up two dimes, what do I do??"" ""Keep feeding him nickles!"""
"What was Monica Lewinsky's job at the White House? Receiving heads of state."