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Joke of the Day

"I complained to my wife that I was short staffed at work She responded ""yeah, and you have the same problem at home"""

"Do you ever get the feeling that you're being watched? Because if it's bothering you, I'll stop."

"Always heard this on the playground growing up... Pete and Repeat were in a boat, but Pete fell out. Who was left?..."

"Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it is a Chucktatorship."

"I once dated a homeless girl. splitting the bill wasn't always easy but at least after our date I could drop her off anywhere."

"What's the difference between a rooster and a prostitute the rooster says cockadoodledoo a prostitute says anycockwilldo"

"What's the funniest fish in the world? Piranhahahahaha Don't lynch me"

"A Texas sheriff found a black man who was shot 12 times. He said it was the worst case of suicide he'd ever seen."

"My phone changed 'loud' to 'logs' so I ""laughed out logs"" at a friend's joke. I mean, I did poop a little, BUT HOW DID MY PHONE KNOW?"

"Why did the Canadian die after eating at an Olive Garden in Texas? He ordered ""eh bowl a"" soup."