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Joke of the Day
"I'd never let my kids watch an orchestral performance. Too much sax and violins."
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"Why is the Star Trek enterprise like toilet paper? They both circle your anus searching for cling-ons"
"What do you call a rapper who can only jerk off when he has like a TON of lube? Wetty Fap"
"Why do cows from the south make the best sandwiches? Because they are in bread."
"Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist insomniac? He was up all night wondering if there was a dog"
"Airline just told my GF she has too much baggage & they've only known her a couple of minutes."
"They asked me if I was into minors... I said, ""Bro, hell no. That coal gets messy."""
"Organized people are just people who are too lazy to look for things."
"I really gotta quit drinking. Last night I got so wasted I blew chunks for hours... Chunks is my 4 year old bulldog."
"One time my teacher was telling a story about war and the girl in front of me slowly opened her laptop and liked Downy on Facebook."