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Joke of the Day

"I have been checking Facebook less and less. If this continues, I'll eventually forget about all those people for the 2nd time."

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"Apparently even if you delete the drunk text messages you sent last night from your phone, the other person can still see them."
"What makes a black joke funny? A grape punch line"
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