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Joke of the Day

"I'm planning on being more spontaneous in the future"

"Why can't Jesus roller skate? Because he's naild to a cross."

"What does a Nazi Turkey say? Goebbels, Goebbels,Goebbels..."

"I buy all my guns from a guy named T-Rex. He's a small arms dealer."

"[creation] GOD: So how do you like the flying? PENGUIN: Meh it's no big deal GOD: Oh is that right"

"How do you mute an Italian? Tie up their hands."

"And then God made Saturn. And he liked it, so he put a ring on it."

"When Asian tourists ask me to take their picture for them; I always say, ""Okay let's do one more but this time don't squint"

"What type of cereal goes to the gym twice a day? Shredded wheat. I wish I could pin this joke on a 4-year-old, I'm so sorry"

"new kitten So I decided to teach my kitten to write. You might think it was pretty hard but he took to it easily. Before long he could do anything I could do.. Turns out he was a copy cat :)"