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Joke of the Day

"When you turn on a light and the bulb burns out it's because you suck and that bulb would rather kill itself than hang out with you."

"Why are bass guitarists always standing at the front door? Because they don't know when to come in."

"""Well, that just isn't gay enough"" - the inventor of wrestling, shortly before adding spandex to the mix."

"The first rule of Thesaurus Club is, you don't talk about, mention, speak of, discuss, chin wag, natter or chat about Thesaurus Club."

"How do you make a hormone? Kick her in the gut!"

"Your Mommas so fat... (physics joke) Because she went light speed. Explanation: Physicists theorize that as speed increases, mass increases and at light speed, mass becomes infinite."

"What do you call a bakery owned by a redhead? A Ginger Bread-House"

"Definition of embarassment The definition of embarassment is when you walk into a wall with a full erection and hit your nose first"

"My wife mentioned that she couldn't remember if she took her anti-anxiety medication. I asked if she was worried about it?"

"Can't believe Nintendo didn't make a commercial for the Wii where a guy breaks up with a girl by saying ""It's not you, It's Wii""."