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Joke of the Day

"When you turn on a light and the bulb burns out it's because you suck and that bulb would rather kill itself than hang out with you."

"Hard work pays off in the future but laziness pays off now"

"A sheep calls a sex line... Sheep: I'd ram you so hard. Operator: Ewe are a baaaaaad boy!"

"Why do birds fly south for the winter? Because it's too far to walk"

"I went to a military history exhibit at a museum in Little Italy. I saw a cool old German submarine. I walked up to a guy and said, ""Hey, is that a U-boat?"" He said, ""No, it's-a the museum's!"""

"Why can't Norwegians tell jokes Timing"

"To get to the other side. Why did the tachyon cross the road?"

"What do you call a jewish Pokemon trainer? Ash."

"I can tell the way my kids inherited my sarcasm by the way I want to punch them in the face every time they use it."

"Making Zombies Moist delete"