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Joke of the Day
"Not all wood floats Natalie wood, for example."
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"Lincoln was known for his signature look; stovepipe hat, chinstrap beard, fingerless driving gloves, Jordans, shirt with Ferrari logo on it"
"Why doesn't Jesus play volleyball? All those spikes hurt his hands"
"A man on crutches walks into his local Ice-Cream shop.. He asks the lady behind the desk for a Knickerbocker Glory. She says; ""Crushed nuts?"" He says; ""No, a sprained ankle"""
"What do you call an unpredictable, out-of-control photographer? A loose Canon."
"Went to England and asked a local how Britt he was He said ""I'm Britt-ish"""
"""Snowmageddon""? We can do better, Twitter. #SnowCountryForOldMen #ISnowWhatYouDidLastWinter #SnowMommaFromTheTrain #Snowverfield"
"If a boy has 69 candies and eats 42 of them, what will he have? Diabetes. ^^Or ^^cavities."
"A SO with an STD is like Play-Dough, They're fun to play with, not to eat."
"What's the difference between France and Texas. About ten people."