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Joke of the Day
"Have you heard about that cop that shot the black guy? Which one?"
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"Just thinking up snappy comebacks to painful conversations I had 22 years ago. What are YOU doing?"
"Tony the Tiger knows that Chuck Norris is G-R-E-A-T!"
"Big thanks to all the women out there who pretend that scrotums aren't super weird."
"If twenty dogs run after one cat what time is it? Twenty after one."
"Chuck norris doesn't flush the toilet. He scares the shit out of it."
"My car's tank is on E and I'm still driving... Call me crazy, but I think I just beat the system!"
"I'm convinced that my washing machine is a portal to a world where one-legged men hop around in my socks."
"Library Asked librarian for book on suicide. Said no one returns them."
"Why are cowgirls Bowlegged? Because Cowboys eat with their Hats on."