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Joke of the Day
"I know 1 really sick joke He has been in the hospital for years."
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"A man was about to jump off the Empire State Building... A physicist runs up to him and shouts ""Don't do it you have so much potential!"""
"Archaeologists found Beethoven furiously erasing his music When asked what he was doing Beethoven responded ""I'm decomposing"""
"Sorry I asked if your grandparents were part of the Halloween display at your house."
"It is a good thing butt cracks are vertical... If they were horizontal, we would hear clapping every time someone used the stairs."
"How many redditors does it take to answer an /r/askscience question? [deleted]"
"if you take a selfie at a dad's funeral, his hand will rise up out of the casket and give you bunny ears"
"If puns were people, where do all the bad ones go after they die? www.reddit.com/r/jokes/new"
"What did the saxophone teacher say to his student? You have learned well young brasshopper."
"""Dadd-"" ""No."" ""You don't even know what I was going to say!"" ""You're wearing your Superman costume and standing beside the ladder. No."""