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Joke of the Day
"Maybe if I took my problems to the gym they'd work themselves out."
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"EAT becomes FAT If you don't draw the line."
"Why doesn't Santa have kids? He only comes once a year"
"crisis in the morning, crisis in the evening, crisis at suppertime. in an indifferent universe, you can have an existential crisis anytime!"
"How to emberass an acrchaeologist? How do you embarrass an archaeologist? Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from."
"I tried to get team shirts for a sailing camp I'm going on But I just couldn't get the idea to stay afloat"
"Batman sure has a weird habit of purposely leaving his soft lips exposed."
"""The club can't even handle me right now."" What, like structurally? Should we call an engineer? Evacuate? Advise."
"What happens to male anarchists as they get older? They go from having anti-state issues to having prostate issues."
"What does a Muslim redneck wear? A murka"