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Joke of the Day

"""Do you want to go out on a date?"" *sweats nervously* I C-CAN'T ""Why?"" *shoots friend next to him* I HAVE TO GO TO A FRIEND'S FUNERAL"

"How do you find will smith in a snowstorm? You look for fresh prints"

"The Mother Of All storms (Frankenstorm) is heading toward New York City... Trump better get out the hairspray."

"A woman walks into a hospital... for a routine checkup on her pregnancy. The nurse looks at her file and says ""Oh! Twins! Were they spontaneous?"" The woman replies ""No, we had sex first."""

"What is the most sensitive part of your body when masturbating? Your Ears."

"They should really replace, ""I now pronounce you man and wife"" with ""FINISH HIM!!"""

"What is it called when Batman abandons Gotham city? Christian Bale."

"Why is unemployment rising in Jamaica? Because they're jahbless!"

"TGIF - A business man got on an elevator. When he entered, there was a blonde already inside ..."

"Why couldn't Hitler fly a plane? Because he could Nazi very well."