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Joke of the Day

"Ramadan month is exhausting. You have to wait all day to Instagram your food."

"I went camping recently. It was intense."

"Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet and so are you. But roses are wilting, violets are dead, sugar bowl's empty and so is your head."

"What do you call a New Zealander with a sheep under each arm? A pimp."

"""I'm a good person, obviously."" --everyone"

"I got fired from my job at the sperm bank I said ""Get a load of this guy,"" every time someone walked in."

"Ran into the apple store and used their bathroom .... iPeed"

"I just saw a guy with the Monster energy logo tattooed on his neck, so if your village is missing their idiot, we have him."

"Why was tigger looking down the toilet? Because he was looking for Pooh! www.onebadjoke.com"

"You think I'm over dramatic? When an octopus gets upset, it eats itself. THAT'S over dramatic."