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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the agnostic, dyslexic, insomniac? He stays up at night wondering if there really is a dog."

"I actually like the smell of hospitals.. Does that make me a sick person?"

"You were probably conceived at home... they say most accidents happen around the household."

"Did you hear Miley Cyrus does webcam gigs from her lounge now? You might say she's twerking from home."

"Q. Why do men need instant replay on TV sports? A. Because after 30 seconds they forget what happened."

"People who are afraid of pedophiles Need to grow up"

"Thanks autocorrect...clearly ""I am fantasy"" is a better answer than ""fantastic"" when asked how I'm doing..."

"My stats teachet said I was just average What a mean thing to say"

"The best way to teach your kids about taxes is by eating 30% of their ice cream."

"If FiveGuys had been founded by black people It should have been called ThreeGuys."