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Joke of the Day
"[ In bed, trying to find a cold spot ] Ahhhh, there it is... Wife: Get off of me!!"
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"Just said, ""Because I said so!,"" and my mom called demanding her royalty check."
"The workers at the inn aren't very friendly... they create a hostel environment."
"Congrats to #LeonardoDiCaprio on his first Best Actor Oscar. You can stop sacrificing goats now."
"What's Bill Clinton's favorite Pink Floyd jam? Have a Cigar"
"Where do pregnant chickens keep their ultrascan images? In a photo albumen. \_()_/ "
"What do you call a Jewish beer? A Hebrew"
"Why did the Mexicans ignore the ""No Trespassing"" sign? It was just the two of them."
"Do you like apples? How bout I fuck you in the ass, how'd you like them apples!"
"I like Freudian Slips as much as the next gay."