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Joke of the Day
"I like Freudian Slips as much as the next gay."
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"When my child is born I'll paint flames on him so when I stand with the other parents at the nursery I can say ""Thats my son. The fast one."""
"When I went to church today I farted So I sat in pew"
"My mule is pretty lazy... ... Always doing half-assed work."
"A toilet was stolen from my local police station. The cops said they had nothing to go on."
"- You are more attractive when you don't wear glasses -You too, when I don't wear glasses"
"How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? You really think feminists will ever change anything?"
"Business was great last year. I made 6 figures. $2,784.93"
"What do you say when someone asks you to make a fat person leave? ""Piece of cake."""
"I just heard a guy arguing with his oven. Things got pretty heated."