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Joke of the Day
"Just said, ""Because I said so!,"" and my mom called demanding her royalty check."
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"My work out class has a cancellation policy of $15 if you cancel too late. Which means I just spent $15 NOT to work out. I am my own hero."
"Not sure how coffee got its own table in the living room, but kudos."
"I want to open a Jamaican/Irish/Spanish small plate breakfast restaurant And call it ""Tapas the Mornin' to Ja."" RIP Harris Wittels."
"Why wouldn't the pimp water his lawn? He couldn't trust his hose."
"Why did the number one go to jail? 187"
"If you're a Mormon, and you have a mom, and you haven't been referring to her exclusively as Mitt Momney...then why the hell are you Mormon?"
"First Caribou: What well-known cartoon character do moths like a hole lot? Second Caribou: Micky Moth!"
"Why is Santa always so jolly? He knows where the naughty girls live."
"Why do clowns hate assassins? Because they go for the juggler."