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Joke of the Day
"Why did the Mexicans ignore the ""No Trespassing"" sign? It was just the two of them."
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"Why Do Women Love Jesus? He was well hung and super into cross fitting!"
"Three guys walk into a bar... John Wick kills them with a pencil. A fucking pencil."
"My enthusiasm knows bounds."
"If I ever describe anything you tell me as ""crazy,"" it's really not, I just want out of your conversation prison."
"My New Year's Resolution 1080p"
"*opens present HER: What is this? ME: It's The One Ring. I fought orcs for it. HER: They didn't have that Michael Kors bag I showed you?"
"1) Go to Starbucks 2) Order coffee 3) Tell them your name is Waldo 4) Leave"
"How is a women and peanut butter the same? It takes a lot of coaxing to get them to spread when they're cold"
"Is there such a thing as filthy clean? Let's take a shower together and find out."