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Joke of the Day
"Why did the Mexicans ignore the ""No Trespassing"" sign? It was just the two of them."
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"I feel sorry for the two policemen outside number 10 Seeming David Cameron has a thing for pigs now."
"I'm writing a virus that puts your top porn search as your facebook status It will forever change history."
"9/11 was an inside job ""But the planes were outside!"""
"Dads are like boomerangs I hope."
"M.C. Escher goes into an ou so s W."
"Why did the punk cross the road? He was safety-pinned to the chicken."
"John Lennon would have been 82 years old today had he not perished on 9/11. #KONY2012"
"I kneed a knee pun Title says it all: any knee puns to go on a joke t-shirt for someone recovering post-acl surgery? Thanks!"
"I was reminded of you today. But then I flushed the toilet and went on about my business."