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Joke of the Day
"I just saw my first Porno yesterday.... I couldn't believe how young I looked in it."
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"What's the difference between a Terrorist training camp and a Pakistani kindergarten? Shit I dunno, I just fly the drone."
"What do old people smell like. Depends."
"What do Super Mario Brothers, and relationships have in common? Sometimes you have to slay a few dragons before you get to the princess"
"What if God is gay and created Adam as a lover but Adam was straight and said ""no way God."" Then God got all pissed and created suffering?"
"What's Whitney Houstons's favourite type of co-ordination? HAND-EEEEEYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEE"
"My girlfriend is a pornstar She is going to be very pissed when she finds out."
"Use the word 'fascinate' in a sentence My brothers girlfriends boobs are so big when she wears a ten button shirt she can only fascinate."
"What is spidermas favourite type of rice Uncle Ben's"
"What will be the most useless invention? A waterproof teabag"