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Joke of the Day

"Common dialogue in SITCOMs When a guy proposes, the female responds ""thank you""... Seen this in Friends, two and half men and the big bang theory... If its there in HIMYM.. PLS LET ME KNOW..."

"What do you call an abortion in Prague? A cancelled Czech"

"What was Hitler's favourite video game? Mein Kraft"

"What is the sharpest thing in the world? A fart. It will cut through your pants and not even leave a hole."

"Honey, I think the milks gone bad ""what makes you say that dear?"" *milk presses the gun to my back* just a hunch, btw where's your purse?"

"""Easy Come, Easy Go"" - My clinic name if I ever become a urologist."

"Yo mommas so ugly.. Scorpion said ""STAY OVER THERE"""

"How did Donald Trump earn his millions? He started with his dad's billions."

"So a muslim guy walks into a bar.. Orders a drink, quietly enjoys it and then leaves. What? Were you expecting a more explosive punch line?"

"Last night I was using Google docs This morning I decided to use Google moorings."