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Joke of the Day

"why do people romanticize the 1950s? like calm down, we still have milkshakes and racism"

"Why did the pervert cross the road? He couldn't get his dick out of the chicken."

"What is the difference between a polar bear and the World Series? One has cubs"

"I like my women how I like my bicycles, chained up in the garage."

"There are only 10 types of people in the world. Those who understand binary and those who don't."

"Did you know lesbians almost never cook for themselves? They prefer eating out."

"[China] ""You have to get good grades"" KID: But it's so hard! ""We're Can-tonese not Cant-tonese"" KID: You gotta admit that's a bit confusing"

"A cop pulls a guy over.... And asks the man ""sir have you been drinking tonight?"" Looking around the car bewildered he replies ""why is there a fat bitch in here?"""

"Why did the broken straw go to rehab? It had a serious drinking problem."

"My beard itches, Web MD: Beard cancer"