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Joke of the Day

"Doctor Doctor I'm so ugly what can I do about it? Hire yourself out for Halloween parties!"

"/r/Jokes just surpassed /r/AskReddit in users! I lie..."

"What do you call an incognito deer? An anonymoose"

"What bit of fish doesn't make sense ? The piece of cod that passeth all understanding !"

"As a child I remember lying in bed with my eyes closed waiting for Santa to come. Then there was the awkward silence as he got dressed and left."

"How does the Consigliere get into the Godfather's house late at night? with his own set of donkeys!"

"Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? Dont worry , he's all right now."

"Butter Sometimes when I am baking I mix I can't believe it's not butter and butter, so that way I have I kinda believe that some of this might be butter."

"Me: My sex life is like your car. Friend: What? Sleek, performance-inspired, 6-speed, classic & acclaimed? Me: Nope. Electric powered."

"*approaches girl in bar* *passes right through her* *i've been dead for 73 years*"