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Joke of the Day
"Holy shit there's a spider under my keyboard I think it's under control"
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"I know I'm late to the party but why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9."
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"When Chuck Norris gives blood... ...he asks for a handgun and a bucket."
"I've just bought you all a deck of cards. Deal with it."
"Jesus wasn't a very good carpenter... I mean... He couldn't remove three nails to save his life."
"What's the best thing about screwing twenty one year olds? There are twenty of them."
"You guys talk about sex like it's so great. I had sex once and she made me take off my jean jacket. Just not worth it."
"5 Years ago today I asked a beautiful girl out on a date. Today at 3pm I asked that same girl to marry me. Both times she said no"
"Ya know you're from Tacoma when... Your niece sees velvet ropes and says ""Ooh , that's some really nice police tape""!"