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Joke of the Day
"Holy shit there's a spider under my keyboard I think it's under control"
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"What's the difference between feminists and sumo wrestlers Sumo wrestlers shave their legs"
"Why are blonde jokes so short? So men can remember them."
"Did you hear the one about the donkey and the sloth? Ultamate frisbee badger!"
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"I love watching kids running in the park... They have no idea I'm shooting blanks"
"I came all the way from New York.... and boy are my hands tired"
"Blind man walks into a bar... And a table, and a chair."
"Guess who I saw today? Everyone I looked at."
"50 Cent has filed for bankruptcy, he will now be known as 50. Story is he doesn't have a cent to his name. *drops the mic walks away*"