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Joke of the Day
"How does a nucleus get out of prison? Through the cell wall. *Badum tss* :D"
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"Who will take the second shot in this snooker game? Find out, after the break."
"Whats the difference between a duck? One foots both the same!"
"Adorable idea. Colleagues have been writing names on their food in the office fridge. I am currently eating a yoghurt called Debbie"
"A recent medical study shows that women who carry a little extra weight generally live longer than the men in their lives who mention it."
"Why doesnt Justin Bieber shop at Modells? He loves Dicks"
"What's the difference between a mining company and priests? A mining company puts miners in shafts."
"There are 10 types of people in the world. Those who understand binary code and those who do not."
"I hear voices in my head But I ignore them and carry on killing. (Sean Lock)"
"Donald Trump has a new book coming out The Art of the Feel"