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Joke of the Day
"How does a nucleus get out of prison? Through the cell wall. *Badum tss* :D"
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"Yo momma so fat and racist... She has a KKK cup size. Wears three white hoods - one on her head, and two on her chest!"
"Why are circles so knowledgeable? Because they have three hundred and sixty degrees."
"Do math majors get degrees or radians?"
"What size box of condoms do you never want to buy? The family size."
"Did you hear about the man who choked on an issue of The Guardian after learning about his brothers passing? He found the news hard to swallow."
"How do you make a drummers car more aerodynamic? You remove the pizza delivery sign! Hahahahaaa..ha"
"I'm getting worried about the amount of violence in modern society. I went to a pet shop and asked the man behind the counter ""Do you have fat balls? He punched me on the nose."
"Monster: I've got to walk 25 miles home.' Ghost: Why don't you take a train? Monster: I did once but my mother made me give it back."
"The coolest thing about being a dog must be the ability to use your own ass for a pillow."